☙ Series 1 preorders open soon — hand-cast in Maryland ❧
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Est. 2026 • Maryland • Guardians of the Garden

Every garden deserves a guardian.
Ours simply happen to be monsters.

Hand-cast in weatherproof concrete, one grumpy creature at a time. Released in limited series of five, and retired to the crypt when the next series rises.

Meet the First Series
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The First Series

hand-cast & dreadfully charming

The Cyclops — cast concrete garden statue
No. I

The Cyclops

One eye. Zero patience. Watches over your tomatoes like they owe him money.

$45
The Lagoon Creature — cast concrete garden statue
No. II

The Lagoon Creature

Dredged from the deep end of the pond. Prefers shade, moss, and minding your koi.

$45
The Invisible Man — cast concrete garden statue
No. III

The Invisible Man

You can't see him. That's the coat and hat. The rest is none of your business.

$45
The Bog Witch — cast concrete garden statue
No. IV

The Bog Witch

Grows on you. Literally — she encourages the moss. Keep her near the herbs; she has opinions.

$45
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No. V

Cthulhu

Still rising from the depths of the workshop. The fifth guardian completes the First Series.

Arriving Soon

Things You Should Know

a few words from the keeper of the monsters

Each monster is cast by hand

Poured in high-strength concrete, cured a full week, and sealed against rain, snow, and salty neighbors. No two casts are perfectly alike — that's the point.

They are heavy. Dreadfully so.

Each guardian weighs roughly ten pounds. They do not blow over, wander off, or suffer being stolen quietly.

Series retire. Forever.

When a new series rises, the previous molds are retired. If a monster speaks to you, do not wait for it to speak twice.

Every monster ships with its lore

A printed card recounting its name, temperament, and preferred corner of the garden. Collect all five and learn the full tale.

Find us in the wild

We haunt festivals, craft fairs, and oddities markets across Maryland and the Mid-Atlantic. Booth visitors skip the shipping cost entirely.

You really should follow along

Casting pours, mold reveals, and first word of new drops. The people who watch closely are the ones who never miss a monster.

Born of Stone

every monster begins as a sketch and ends as ten pounds of concrete attitude

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Sculpted

Each creature is sculpted digitally, then printed as a master pattern.

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Molded

Silicone molds capture every scale, wrinkle, and scowl.

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Cast

Poured in high-strength concrete and cured for seven patient days.

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Unleashed

Sealed against the elements and sent forth to stand guard.

The Collector's Ledger

twenty-five monsters • five series • one garden at a time

Series the FirstCyclops · Lagoon Creature · Invisible Man · Bog Witch · Cthulhu
Series the SecondCryptids & gothic terrors — arriving in due time
Series the ThirdLegends & folklore — whispered of, not yet seen
Series the FourthFantasy & frost — patience, collector
Series the FifthThe classics return — in the fullness of time

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